I hate being at war with myself.

May 25

• me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know

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nippled:

*passes out from laughing too hard at my own joke*

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l-umina:

mmmmm

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riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

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lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

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sadistic-prisioner:

my blog is sad and dead ☪ (new blog)

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fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

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tltty:

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich

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